Text version of this meme -> [link] (since I can't draw D: )

1. France
2. Chibitalia
3. Prussia
4. Austria
5. America
6. Canada
7. England
8. Russia
9. Latvia
10. Lithuania

3 wants to have 'relations' with someone. Who would he choose: 2, 6, or 10?

Oh Christ. IT COULD HAVE BEEN AUSTRIA IF HE WERE TWO NUMBERS AWAY. Prussia might have a crush on Italy NOW, but... no, Chibitalia (2) is a no. xD I'd have to say Canada (6) since it's getting to be quite a popular pairing...

If you had to stay at somebody's house, would it be 5, or 9's?

A choice between America and Latvia. Hmm. I think I'd take America's house, simply because at least I wouldn't have Russia following me around, trying not to corrupt his little baby. xD

4 has Britannia Angel's wand and decides to use it on 1. What does s/he do?

OH LAWD. Austria gets a hold of the wand... and he's going to use it on France. Hm. I'm thinking castration. xDDD Since there was that one strip where France was raping him (and Hungary just watched through the door and giggled like a yaoi-crazed maniac).

2 has decided to marry 9. What does 7 think?

Chibitalia marrying Latvia? OH GODS. XDDD I have a feeling England would point at Russia and Italy, going: 'TAKE THAT YOU ZEALOUS EUROPEAN IDIOTS, SAYING I HAVE A HIGH RATE OF TEEN MARRIAGES'.

7 decides to ask 3 for help. What do they do?

Go out for a beer together.

3 and 9 decide to form a group. What do they call it?

Oh man... Prussia and Latvia... that's like Shimon and Kamina. Uh, 'The Awesome S-S-S-S-S-Society'?

Who would become one with Russia - 1, 5, or 10?

10 - Lithuania would have to, or else taste a few licks of Russia's whip. _o:
1 - France would never.
5 - And neither would America. He's not too fond of those commies.

Okay, let's get serious, who stole grandma's cookies? 1, 4, or 6?

1 - I think France would be a little bit more concerned with looking for bootay than rootling through grandma's house for a biscuit.
4 - Austria has a real sweet tooth, but it's more for fine cakes than cookies.
6 - And Canada could sneak in (since he can turn semi-invisible) and take the cookie (though the counter would be covered in maple syrup). SO I POINT THE FINGER AT HIM.

The cook is sick, so he can't cook. How would 4 fare at cooking?

Similar to what he does in the drama CD. Make cakes that explode in the oven, smash eggs onto the side of the bowl so hard it nearly gives Germany a heart attack... I'm guessing Hungary never let him into the kitchen when they were married. xDDD

Guess what, 5 just discovered 9's weakness - what would s/he do?

America found Latvia's weakness... he's secretly just as violent as Russia behind all the terrified squeaking and shaking... so uh... he kind of gets scared of him, as he is of Russia?

8 is really sick, so 4 has to take care of him/her.

Russia being cared for by Austria... that'd be funny!

6 is drunk, so s/he ends up in 5's house.

SEXY TIMES ENSUE.

2 and 6 get lost in a forest. What would they do?

Canada would know the way, eh! He's a mountie! He'd probably scale up at 400ft redwood to get a look of the area... all while carrying Chibitalia in one arm.

What does 10 do when s/he is alone in the house?

Think how nice it is that Russia's gone?

6 finds them.

SEXY TIMES ENSUE.

Now the meme is over, and 3 has something to say.

FIVE METERS, BABY.

---

I tag ! :wh00t: